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Post by magdelena e. g. giovanni on Jan 3, 2012 21:36:11 GMT -6
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Post by allegra v.a mancini on Jan 3, 2012 22:26:32 GMT -6
'you've caught me while I was going to eat. Well, at least I'm dressed this time around. How are you Mrs. Giovanni.... though I still think you should have attained your maiden name, but I digress...' *hustled the template from rubes <3
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Post by magdelena e. g. giovanni on Jan 3, 2012 22:39:17 GMT -6
"eating to celebrate i hope." -big smile- "i've got some news for you."
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Post by allegra v.a mancini on Jan 3, 2012 22:47:08 GMT -6
'eating due to the fact that I haven't consumed anything in a few hours, I have to keep my metabolism at its best. But sure, eating for celebration, what am I celebrating, my dear?' *hustled the template from rubes <3
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Post by magdelena e. g. giovanni on Jan 3, 2012 22:50:05 GMT -6
"well that can work too." she paused with a chuckle, brushing her fingers through her hair. "maybe celebrating the fact that you'll be a godmother? i don't know. up to you."
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Post by allegra v.a mancini on Jan 3, 2012 22:54:37 GMT -6
'Magdelena, I hate to verbally crush your beautiful idea, however,to be a godmother, I must either possess mythical powers to grant wayward wishes or someone must be impregnated with a fetus and after nine months expel that said fetus from the wombin a form of an infant and therefrom the parental figures appoint a person to be a legal guardi-' -she pauses, her mouth hanging in a small o, mid sentence, finally understanding- 'oh.' *hustled the template from rubes <3
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Post by magdelena e. g. giovanni on Jan 3, 2012 22:57:15 GMT -6
"that was adorable." she said as allie stumbled to a stop. "twins alright for you?"
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Post by allegra v.a mancini on Jan 3, 2012 23:03:59 GMT -6
'what are you, a clown car? I was going to be mildly amused with one infant. Your vagina is going to be a mess, I've seen plenty in the ER. Oh wait, you're pregnant, and highly volatile emotionally, you want me to lie.'- she places her baked good down and grasps her forehead, thinking of an idea and then smiles- 'It's not going to hurt, you aren't going to curse out the sperm donor who put you in that state to the bowels of hell, and there isn't an eighty percent chance that your vagina tears.' -she shakes her head- 'Nope. it's not going to be like pushing a watermelon out of a hole the size of a lemon.... So who is responsible for the other half of the chromosomes?' *hustled the template from rubes <3
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Post by magdelena e. g. giovanni on Jan 3, 2012 23:06:55 GMT -6
"yes well it wasn't planned. even if it was there isn't much i can do about...well all that." she said as a noticeable sigh left her lips. "are you shitting me? i'm married."
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Post by allegra v.a mancini on Jan 3, 2012 23:14:03 GMT -6
-allegra gets a fairly disappointed look on her face- 'ohhh, so they are his. Shame. And to think your gene pool was something of boundless potential....But no matter, as godmother, and as one of the youngest graduates of Columbia University, nay, as one of the youngest university graduates in the state, with a single phone call those miniature humans will be able to get into the best schools in the world. MIT has nothing on my power.' -She pauses, a slight furrow at her brow- 'You know Maggie, he hates me, have you thoroughly considered me as godmother? I'm only saying this because those fetuses in your womb are half of his biological content too. Not that he can keep me away, not now, not ever....' *hustled the template from rubes <3
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Post by magdelena e. g. giovanni on Jan 3, 2012 23:17:35 GMT -6
"we're working on it." maggie growled as she eyed the screen with a 'don't fuck with me' hint written all over it. "well that's encouraging. thanks for the references." she gave a slight smirk as allie spoke again. "of course. that's why i picked you. part of me still wants him to pay. naming you godmother would cover my bases for at least eighteen years. you know, not that i don't trust you and all that. who'd be a better godmother than the world's best doc?"
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Post by allegra v.a mancini on Jan 3, 2012 23:23:47 GMT -6
'You know I have some highly reputable therapists who specifically cater to dysfunctional couples, because you know I couldn't care less about your marital squabbles unless they escalate to something.' -she paused, total seriousness in her voice as she continued,- 'threatening.' -she smiles, brushing some hair from her eyes,- 'Well, you know since we're italian, eighteen years doesn't even matter, I'll be there for them until the day I die,or worse, get arrested and sent to an asylum.' *hustled the template from rubes <3
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Post by magdelena e. g. giovanni on Jan 3, 2012 23:26:11 GMT -6
"been there. shrinked that. it's part of the reason why we're even talking in the first place. i've let him move back in and everything." she paused with a smirk. "very true. you'll be the bane of luca's existence and it'll make me slightly happy on occasion. but, i mean, do you want this? i could always ask vi if you're not up to it."
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Post by allegra v.a mancini on Jan 3, 2012 23:41:25 GMT -6
'I would like it very much to be a godmother, especially the godmother of your spawn. Though I must warn you, Magdelena, I am well versed with everything, however, the allure of children and infants alludes me. But I have read every single parenting book published, so academically, I think I'll be a force to be reckoned with.' *hustled the template from rubes <3
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Post by magdelena e. g. giovanni on Jan 4, 2012 0:03:34 GMT -6
"well good. hey, no skin off my nose. they won't be infants forever so you're in the clear."
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