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Post by tristan valencia silver on Jan 4, 2011 2:39:01 GMT -6
- - i am home alone at nine on a thursday. tell me what’s wrong with this picture.
OPEN.
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Post by magdelena e. g. giovanni on Jan 4, 2011 12:32:14 GMT -6
---everything is wrong with that picture. how old are you? seventy? hugh hefner has more fun than you do and all he does is lay there.
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Post by tristan valencia silver on Jan 4, 2011 13:07:05 GMT -6
- - seventy-five. thank you. my skin cream must be working better than i thought. hef lies there, but he's getting laid while doing it. i'm not getting laid, here.
even more what's wrong is you sitting on your ass doing the same thing.
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Post by magdelena e. g. giovanni on Jan 4, 2011 13:38:59 GMT -6
---haha yes. we all know it's a miracle to knock five years off your appearance. well maybe you should go out and get laid then. the heffmeister needs some stiff competition if you know what i mean.
ah! that's where you're wrong. i'm at work.
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Post by tristan valencia silver on Jan 4, 2011 20:22:25 GMT -6
- - have you seen my mother? she's knocked off twenty.
what makes you think i don't? i could knock hef off his throne. but him walking around in his robe at the grocery store would be destroyed forever. we've run out of people i want to get laid by. there's the problem.
but you're not working. get back on the streets.
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Post by magdelena e. g. giovanni on Jan 4, 2011 20:49:21 GMT -6
---well your mother is her own piece of work.
you going to tell me you've bedded everyone in valkyrie? then look elsewhere. expand your horizons. reach for the stars and all that other cliched bullshit.
the lounge counts as working, seeing as how i own the place.
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Post by tristan valencia silver on Jan 5, 2011 13:10:46 GMT -6
- - and your's isn't?
would you honestly be surprised if i had? be honest. i was thinking of trying los angeles, but i'm too lazy for that. make someone new move here.
unless your version of hard work is doing whatever turner does at his slut bar.
don't go around bragging, my friend. finding new conquests is hard work.
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Post by magdelena e. g. giovanni on Jan 5, 2011 23:01:24 GMT -6
---my mother's a dumb bimbo who's not worth wasting your breath over. i haven't even seen the woman in five years so who knows, she could be dead.
eh honestly? no not really. i mean i know you love the p but actually sleeping with everyone? that's far fetched even for you. but i suppose if you put some effort into it, i couldn't put it past you.
haha no. i don't spend my working hours bedding my dancers. i actually work. hand to god, i promise. psha, would i ever lie to you?
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